So I’ve been working like a crazy person and today is my only day off until Halloweenies take flight. But it’s been okay, just exhausting. Even though the hours are 12-16 hour days I do get to dress up and get snarky with people. For some reason when I’m dressed like a demon–people find me endearing when I say horrible things.
Earlier last week, I dressed as a flapper–I was sexy kind’a in maybe a drag-queen kind of way. There was wax over my eyebrows and all. I had someone asked me if I worked there.
Me, I thought, well I am one of a few people dressed up a good two weeks before Halloween–so I actually say: “Oh no, honey, I’m a drag queen, I’m just here to buy my regular makeup.” And away I walked.
People don’t think. I had another person asked me, “Do you have makeup kits?”
“Sure, what kind?”
“The kind with makeup in it.”
I think to myself, well DUH, but I ask, “What kind of character are you going for or the kind of makeup you want?”
“Don’t you have any with regular makeup?”
“That depends, what do consider regular makeup? Do you want it for beauty, film, a play, wounds, zombies, devils?”
“For this!” he growls in frustration and shows me some latex wounds. So I, still forcing a smile pull out an injury kit and he says, “Is there makeup in that?”
“Yes. It’s a makeup kit with injury colours in it.”
“What’s all this other stuff?”
“Two kinds of blood, bruising colours, the glue you’ll need, removers, sponges, powder, and puff.”
“Is this what I need?”
I want to just hit him with a stupid stick, but I don’t and take a deep breath and nod, “Yup, everything you need right there.”
“Are you sure?”
That’s all I can take. I completely dead-pan and go, “Nope, not in the slightest. I don’t even work here! I’ve been hanging around hoping someone would ask me a really hard question. Thanks!”
Bada-bing! Okay that made me feel better. Hope you had as much a laugh as I did. Ciao Mein.
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